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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded. "Oh. Killing any?" she inquired. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Thought this was a good laugh...

A husband thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?", he said to himself. As a little cloud appeared when he shook them out, he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow". :o)

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Who says you have to wait for the weekend?

After doing parties for the past 6 years, I enjoy finding new ways to do parties. Theme parties are the best - all week long!

So today, I decided to share some of my favorite weekday parties.

Margarita Mondays
Wine Down Wednesdays
Spa & Seduction

A Margarita Monday is a great party! It's easy for the hostess and fun for the guests. I remember the first time I did this party, I fell in love with it. The hostess had all of the guests arrive right after work. Each guests brought something for a taco bar. Ground beef, cheese, lettuce, taco seasoning - everyone else bought sodas, water, etc. It was great because the hostess only purchased 1 thing - Margarita Mix & 2 bottles of alcohol. I arrived about an hour after the guests, and that gave them time to eat and mingle. The 12 guests spent $1400, I made almost $600, and the hostess got $200 in Passion Goodies. Sidebar, these women all worked at a restaurant, so Monday's were there slow days!

Wine Down Wednesdays are great for groups under 10. Get 8 guests together for a fun shopping adventure. It's awesome cause it's a great way to get through Hump Day! You pick the guests, get a cheese tray, and 2 bottles of wine and voila - it's a Wine Down Wednesday. Great after work getaway! Your girlfriends will thank you and you get FREE Passion Goodies!

Finally, we have the Spa & Seduction party. Spa & Seduction is a great time for hostesses that just want to relax with their girlfriends. This party is all about bringing the spa at home - with a little buzz of course! Gather your girlfriends and tell them to bring their favorite nail polish. Get ready for an evening or afternoon with your favorite Passion Parties Romantatherapy line. Choose from our Simply Sensual Pomegranate Ginger, Green Tea, or our Plumeria Scent. These pheremone infused products are bound to relax you as you begin the party soaking your feet in these amazing bath salts. Sample several Passion Products while passing around your favorite waterproof B.O.B's - Battery Operated Boyfriends. At the end of the pampering session, your friends purchase their favorite products, and you earn your home spa experience for free!

I love doing various types of parties! And to think - people used to think I only sold toys! What I really do is provide a safe comfortable environment for women to discuss how they really feel!

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"Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor

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Awesome Love Quote!

But the most exciting, challenging and significatn relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you that you love, well that's just fabulous."

Carrie - Sex and the City

Valentine's Day should be year round....

One of the great things about my business is that I get to help people have a Valentine's Day all year round. And in truth, that's what relationships should really be about. If you don't pay attention to your partner the rest of the year, you probably won't make it to Valentine's Day.

People always have the misconception that my business is just about toys. Yes, we do have B.O.B's - also known as Battery Operated Boyfriends, but at the end of the night, they won't hug you, kiss you, and they definitely don't take the trash out. My business is about communication. For some - it's a relationship with their partner, for other's it's about the relationship they have with themselves. I meet several types of women when I do my parties. Some women say, "Oh Koretta, what will I do with this stuff - we've been together for so and so many years." Then I have the party guests that say, "Well, I'm single - so what do I do with any of this?" And finally, I have a few women that say - what can I get to make him leave me alone. I think all of these women are what make me so proud of my business.

For the woman in a long term relationship - have you ever said to yourself, "I'll do this, my partner does that, and then we do this next?" Sounds predictable right? Exactly what you don't want. We all like variety in our relationship. The great thing is you can have variety without changing up your mate. That's what Passion Parties is about - keeping it spicy and unpredictable.

You're single, huh? That's great - cause women that masturbate have more orgasms with their partner. You are the woman that knows what she wants - cause you've practiced - lol! This is the part of the business I love the most - educating women on the myths of self pleasure. No - you won't get addicted to a toy! As previously mentioned, it can't hug you, hold you, or take the trash out. But at the same time, if you don't know what you like, why would you expect your partner to know? Reading minds is not a common talent. And for my men reading this, don't feel intimidated. A man that is confident enough in his sexuality to let his partner explore herself is very attractive. And if you make her feel comfortable enough that she can let her guard down and make you part of that experience, you are a keeper and she knows that.

Finally, for women that say how can I get him to leave me alone. I'm here for you. You actually want the opposite. What you want is romance first, and then the adventure. Couples who touch each other, hold hands, hug etc. are the couples who are most passionate. Play a game to help you and your partner understand each other's needs better. You'll find that once you are connecting more on a mental level, you won't keep your hands off each other!

So, what are you doing for Valentine's this year? I have an idea - don't wait for Valentine's Day. Remember, at Passion Parties - Every Day is Valentine's Day!


Koretta K.
"Being Sexy Isn't How You Look, It's How You Feel."

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How to Host an Awesome Passion Party!

One thing I love about this business is that I get to meet so many great people. And some of these people are like me - I would rather see you and hear my instructions rather than just have them on paper. So - here goes my first video blog! Oh yeah - and if you forgot - my website is http://www.xquisitepassions.com!